Thursday, February 27, 2014

Watch Out! Cartoon Crushes May Indicate How Reality Dumb Pooh's Adventurers Can Be.

Having cartoon crushes is just as normal as having crushes on friends, athletes, celebrities or even, gulp!, politicians (one of my college professors admitted his mom named him after Philippine president Ferdinand Marcos 'cuz she has crush on him, yikes!). But if taken to an extreme, it's bad for one's social life and even chances to get a real-life boyfriend, girlfriend, lover, live-in partner or future spouse!

Let me give you an example: there is a Canadian guy who happens to be a YouTuber named Reese Ambler. He may look like a normal person and have interests like everyone. But hold on to your horses! He has a problem: he has an extreme crush on Abigail 'Numbah 5' Lincoln from Codename: Kids Next Door! Goodness, I thought she got digs on Numbah 2 though and was said to have married him to start with. Plus, he's even a part of the most horrible thing known to multi-fandom crossovers: Pooh's Adventures! Gosh, they are filled with characters from random media not helping in the story of one film/show/etc., just watching and reacting.

This indicates how horrible Reese reacts to the world. Even to people more level-headed than he is, regardless to age, nationality, gender, sexuality, etc. Poor Reese acts like a 5 year old wanting attention. Yes, I can be this at times, but not on an extreme level! He even posted some BMSD footage on YouTube. Around between last year and this year, he dumped Numbah 5 for Family Guy's Meg Griffin, also another victim of extreme cartoon crushing. For a while, KND fans were relieved. Then he dumped Meg for Numbah Five again, making her an indirect victim of women's and children's rights violation. Child Marriage of a cartoon/film/TV show/book/etc. character to a real-life person sounds horrible, right? What? Don't you believe me? Here's some proof! He even blocks people from his YouTube accounts, accusing them for 'bad words' and bad mouthing as well for the accusations of him being a cartoon pedophile, where in reality, they're right about his current mental, social, emotional and psychological states. He's just like Justin Bebier (who I hate a lot more personally), only in the 'Net!

It also appears that Numbah 5 is not the only victim of this phenomena. Someone named Trainboy even has this thing for Phenias and Ferb's Isabella Garcia-Sharpiro! This phenomena is what Pooh's Adventurers haters called Waifus. Japanese slang word, isn't it?

In fact, this phenomena makes me so worried that I started to block him in Tumblr, YouTube, and even Google+. I even made visits to Heck No Pooh's Adventures and Hell No, Reese Ambler for more information on Pooh's Adventures and Reese's life so far.

This is what I posted in the Hell No, Reese Ambler Ask/Complain portion and the response of the moderator on Tumblr (mariposalass is my Tumblr Username, plus FFNet, & The Sims 3 Website username and this blog's name):

Reese needs to get a life. He should grow up soon or later & get a real-life girlfriend, not marrying a young cartoon girl like poor Numbah 5 or all hell is loose. Oh, God, save us from this fiend & his cronies from destroying all that is good of multi-fandom crossovers... I had to block his two channels as a preventive measure so he won't block me. The Justin Beiber of Pooh's Adventures.
Yes. Even I ship myself with some cartoons and even some real people, but I know damn well we will never get together in real life and that I am still a virgin.

Trust me, this phenomena has to stop. If you know someone who has this strange thing for fictional characters and acts like a misbehaved child, help them as soon as possible, or you'll get a hissy Reese Ambler in your household. If you're like him, please, fictional characters are for our entertainment, not for our sexual pleasures! This Waifu phenomena can be a sign that you can't adapt well to reality. I'm hoping no one will suffer the same fate & future as Reese.